寫於2018年10月5日 | 香港

小學一年一度的運動會又到了。
自小運動細胞近乎零的菜苗，原來對運動會有另一番體會。

👩 媽：今日比賽跑第幾呀？

👦 菜：跑第尾，因為唔想再跑第二次。

👩 媽：車～咩理論啊～😂😂😂😂

👦 菜：唔想再落去跑呀，因為你比咗好多小食我，我想坐喺看台上面食嘢。

👩 媽：唔係嘛～～～

👦 菜：我又唔鍾意運動，我已經跑第尾，唔使再跑，又可以坐喺上面，仲有一大袋嘢食，都唔知幾開心呀！

聽完佢呢番理論，我竟然一時間無言以對。

對其他同學嚟講，運動會可能係爭取獎牌、爭取名次嘅日子；但對菜苗嚟講，重點似乎係——

成功取得看台最佳觀賽位置，以及享受媽咪準備嘅零食。 🤣

08 | Jason’s Funny Stories | Sports Day

Written on October 5, 2018 · Hong Kong

It was the school’s annual Sports Day.
Jason has never been the sporty type, but it turns out he had his own unique perspective on the event.

Me: What place did you come in today?

Jason: Last place. Because I didn’t want to run a second time.

Me: What kind of logic is that? 😂😂😂

Jason: I didn’t want to go back down and race again. You packed lots of snacks for me, and I wanted to sit in the stands and eat them.

Me: No way! 😆

Jason: I don’t even like sports. If I come last, I don’t have to run again, I can stay in the stands, and I still have a whole bag of snacks. I’m really happy!

After hearing his explanation, I was completely speechless.

For most students, Sports Day is about winning medals and achieving their best results.
For Jason, however, the real goal was simple:

Secure a good seat in the stands and enjoy a bag full of snacks prepared by Mum. 🤣