寫於2018年5月25日 | 香港

有一晚，菜苗好開心咁同婆婆講：

菜：「婆婆！今年學校暑期活動我抽唔中田徑呀！」

婆：「哦？咁你點知抽唔中呀？」

菜（滿臉笑容）：「因為到而家都未收到通知囉！」

跟住仲拍手歡呼：👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

「咁即係唔使跑啦！」

婆婆聽完只係「哦～」咗一聲。

🎈問題係……

學校根本仲未派暑期活動報名表。

即係連報名都未開始，更加未抽籤，

而菜苗已經自行宣布：

🏆 成功落選田徑隊。

🤣🤣🤣🤣

佢由細到大都對運動有自己一套獨特理解。

別人參加比賽想攞第一，佢就希望連起跑線都唔使企。

其實運動真係對身體好㗎……

不過對菜苗嚟講，

唔使跑可能對心情更加好。 😂

Jason’s Funny Moments (120) | Celebrating Before the Draw

Written on May 25, 2018 · Hong Kong

One evening, Jason happily told his grandma:

“Grandma! I didn’t get picked for the school’s summer athletics program this year!”

Grandma looked surprised.

“Oh? How do you know you didn’t get picked?”

With a huge smile on his face, he replied:

“Because I haven’t received any notice yet!”

Then he started celebrating:

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

“That means I don’t have to run!”

Grandma simply replied,

“Oh…”

🎈 The problem was…

The school hadn’t even handed out the application forms yet.

That meant:

• No registration.
• No selection process.
• No results.

Yet Jason had already proudly announced that he had:

🏆 Successfully not been selected for athletics.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Since he was little, he has always had his own unique understanding of sports.

Most children join competitions hoping to win first place.

Jason’s goal was much simpler:

Not having to stand at the starting line at all.

To be fair, exercise is good for your health…

But for Jason,

not having to run seemed even better for his happiness. 😂🏃‍♂️💨